- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I C U P White stuff

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

kennah campion when she talks

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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