- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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