- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What hurts like hell? HELL

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??