Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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