Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

NEVER

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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