- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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