What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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