roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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No it doesnt..

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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