- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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