- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is white and long? A New York winter

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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