Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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black chicken. kfc

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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