- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

I agree to the terms and conditions

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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