- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

an emo girl walked into a white room

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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