What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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