- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

this website is a bad joke

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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