what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

WNBA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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