- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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