Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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