- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An man walks to a bra

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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