whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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