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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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