- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

why girl die cancer

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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