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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How old are you? 7

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

a man checks his mypsace

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How old are you? 7

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

a man checks his mypsace

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

m

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **