What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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My peni s

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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