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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Urban ghettos

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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