- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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