This is not a joke.

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Burp

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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