- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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