Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Japan

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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