- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

ure mama's so fat

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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