What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Japan

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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