what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A man did not like this site

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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