- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What comes after 69? 70

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