Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

yolo your orange looks orange

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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