- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A seal walks into a club.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why did the zebra cross the road?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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