- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Communism hehe xd

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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