How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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