- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

your life

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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