- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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