- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

people magazine

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??