What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

every cloud has a silver lining

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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