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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What's one plus one? two.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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