What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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