- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

knock knock who's there? faith

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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