What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Your adopted

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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