Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

i had sex.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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