- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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