A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

a man checks his mypsace

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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