what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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