what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Sam Hengal.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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